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Guinea-Game-Review #2: Kirby: Squeak Squad
Hi again!
Its meeeeeeee! Anyways, if you couldn’t figure out from the title, this is my 2nd game review! This time, however, I’m reviewing a DS Game. Like I’ve said before, just request a game and I’ll review it

So, here’s the game info:
System: Nintendo DS
Developer: HAL Laboratory/Nintendo
Rating: E (Mild Cartoon Violence)
Kirby is a total suck-up. He sucks, though. But unlike Master Chief, it helps that he sucks. In fact, its part of the story line, and the main point of the game. I was hoping to get this review out before Kirby: SSU came out, but no such luck. Kirby: Squeak Squad sticks with the classic Kirby strategy: Suck up your enemies to copy their abilities, use those abilities to defeat other enemies. But, is Kirby Squeak Squad as good as other Kirby titles like Kirby’s Adventure or the Crystal Shards? TO THE REVIEW!!
Graphics: 9/10
Pretty good. The graphics are definitely its strongest point
Action: 7.5/10
Its always fun to suck up enemies and see what powers Kirby gets, but it is never a challenge, most levels are pretty easy.
Story: 6/10
Instead of nightmares in Dreamland or the fountain of dreams drying up. Kirby is just chasing after a piece of delicious shortcake. The plot doesn’t thicken until Meta Knight swoops in….
Length/Things To Do: 8/10
The game is lengthy enough to entertain, but not much after that, since the mini-games are just OK, and collecting treasure chests/shortcake chests (call it what you want) is fun, but not super entertaining
Touch Screen Usage (Not Included In Overall): 2/5
You can mix & match item trophies on the lower screen, but other than that there is not much…..
Overall: 7.63
Worth A… (Buy, Rent or Toss)
Definitely worth a rent, but its debatable if its worth buying.
Notes:
- Like Kirby’s Adventure and Kirby: Super Star, Squeak Squad is a scrolling game. However, unlike most others. There is no time limit. Take your time through each level to discover chest and other secrets
- Every chest you find contains an item. Some even contain Spray Paint cans, which you can use to change Kirby’s colour!
- You can mix & match power-ups (item trophies) on the touch screen, but don’t get to greedy, or you will only end up with a single star to spit out
Tip:
On Boss Battles mode, walk a little past the door when you are acquiring power-ups, and you can find the Triple Hammer, which can only be found in the final level of the game, making it the rarest power up of them all
Hope Ya Enjoyed The Review!
~Guinea
15 comments September 24, 2008
Guinea-Game-Reveiw #1: Super Smash Bros Brawl
Hello There,
You guys know me as the newest staff member, Guineapig119. Legoless hired me to write Game Reveiws also, but told me I could also “get creative”. I’m still waiting to hear a request about what you guys want to me to write about
But anyways, I will also write Game Reveiws, so I’ll start with my favorite

Anyways, here is some more info about the game
System: Wii
Developer: Nintendo/HAL Labratory
Rating: T (Although many people agree with me and think it should be E-10)
Graphics:10/10
Smash Bros. has the best graphics for any game on the Wii
Action: 10/10
Edge Of Your Seat Fun, Pretty Much Non-Stop Action (And Fun!)
Music: 8/10
Cleverly Plays Music From The Game The Stadium Is From, (EG: Mario Bros. Theme In Mario Bros. Arena), But The Opera-Like Theme Is Kinda Weird-Until You Hear It Transelated After Beating Tabuu
Things To Do: 9/10
This Game Is Filled Will Things To Do, Including A Scrolling Story Mode (The Subspace Emissianary), Brawl and Team Brawl, Event Mode, And More
OVERALL: 9.25
Notes:
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Need Help eating Tabuu? Use heavy hitters like DK or Bowser, Plus Fast Characters like Sonic
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After you beat the Subspace Emissianary, You Can Unlock Characters Like Wolf or Toon Link. (Ask Me If You Need Help Finding Them)
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Using Wi-Fi, You Can Brawl People Online. BEWARE! There are loads of good people, the best way to beat them if you aren’t amazing is to use my tip below
TIP:
Suicide Bomb Kirby
If you play as the characters who can suck up characters (Kirby or King DeDeDe), suck up a character. Make sure you are near the edge of the arena (Note: I Highly Recommend The Melee Stage Jungle Japes, The Rushing Water Works Perfectly. Other Than That, Both Star Fox Ships Work Great. Most Other Stages Work, Too) Once You Have Sucked Them Up, Jump Off The Edge. If it works, you will get the points for destroying your enemy, plus heal yourself fully.
~Guinea
24 comments August 21, 2008
Hello There!
Hello…
My name is Guineapig119…..
And I’m an addict to Mick’s Blog (cries in hands)
Anyways, Legoless added me as a contributer. I’m good freinds with both Woof and Lego I will be writing some games reveiws with Woof, but mainly just writing whatever you guys want.
So.. ummm ..ENJOY!
~Guineapig119
legoless: Everyone give Guineapig119 a warm welcome!
41 comments August 5, 2008




